Newlyweds asked the preacher how
to join the church and make a vow.
“No coitus for two weeks,” he said.
Unsure they could, the couple fled.
Two weeks passed, judgment day arrived.
Nervous, the couple vocalized,
“It went fine, without complaint,
‘til she dropped the can of paint.”
“Can of paint?” the preacher asked.
“She bent down, we made it fast.”
“The church bans you,” he was forced to say.
“Home Depot did too, so that’s okay.”