The newlyweds ask the minister how
to join the church here and now.
“No fornication for two weeks.” he said.
Unsure they could, the couple fled.
Two weeks past, judgement day arrived.
Nervous, the couple vocalized,
“It went fine, without complaint,
until she dropped the can of paint.”
“Can of paint?” the minister asked.
“She bent over, we made it fast.”
“The church bans you.” he was forced to say.
“Home Depot did too, so that’s okay.”